TESARING

Toysaring

Tesaring, accessorized.

One half of Magnificent Beard accessorizes his Glorious Forehead. In an earthquake, apparently.

The fur is faux, but this bad boy’s the real deal when it comes to the biggest competition for Top Chef’s resident bulldog.

Introducing Santesar, aka Old Saintesar Nickolaus. Explanation for his rogue lady hand not included.

In honor of the Christmas Tesaring Tree at Spoon Bar & Kitchen:

Oh Christmas Tesar, Oh Christmas Tesar,

Thy glasses are unchanging.

Oh Christmas Tesar, Oh Christmas Tesar,

Even when you are enraging

Fellow contestants, far and wide,

Decked in aprons, knives and pride…

Oh Christmas Tesar, Oh Christmas Tesar,

Their exits you’re arranging.

Lee Taylor of Trends We Love knows that when you have ginger bangs, you Tesar the world through rose-colored glasses.

Top Chef’s Sheldon Simeon says his daughter, Chloe, has been watching Tesar a bit too much, “picking up on his bad habits.” Chef, I wouldn’t worry until she’s declared Most Hated First Grader on the cover of Highlights.

Chefzilla Frank Rivera is so cool he walks away from photobombs without blinking, but while Tesaring.

And Texas Spice Chef Robbie Lewis gets pass on his glasses falling… this time.

Top Chef’s Joshua Valentine is fully aware that, when impersonating one’s Arch Enemy/Notorious Televillain, it’s important to cloak one’s Tesaring in the murky veil of darkness.

Twinsar.

It’s not a Dallas meme until Lee Harvey takes a shot at it.

(picture respectfully stolen from this article)

The art of the Teselfie.

Tesar Triplets: TheBrad, TheTesar, and TheWesner.